What Happened?!

Hi empty white page. I don't know what to write about. I have a lot of thoughts, but it's kinda like a jigsaw puzzle... a 3-D jigsaw puzzle, so it's very difficult for me to put the pieces together right now. I guess I can start off with last night. It started off pretty lame, nothing too exciting. Went to the local pub, only to realize that it was entirely too crowded (which sucks because it used to be our spot on Thursdays, now everyone goes), so we got a few Bud Lights (why isn't Beast on tap?) and headed over to a party. I was kind of in a mellow mood so I didn't plan on getting too drunk. I head downstairs to the basement and Tim is happy to see me so he makes me take a shot with him. Okay, one down. Next thing I know, everyone I know is coming downstairs and making me take shots with them. Literally eight shots and twenty minutes later, I felt better.

Time was going on through the night and I was running into a bunch of friends, and all of a sudden, the House Juice starts to kick in, and I'm focusing on an ex-girlfriends good friend. We're talking and what not and I tell her lets go downstairs to take some shots, and NO ONE is in the basement. They all went upstairs. Kind of in an awkward position, we look at each other and laugh and then... for some odd reason I think we almost kissed? It was kind of... strange/weird/wtf? We both laughed and went upstairs. Very strange, and when I think about it now, it gets even stranger. Whatever, fuck it.

So I'm upstairs, just hanging out and the liquor kicks into overdrive, and now I'm a fool, a complete utter fool. I tell Shelly she should sleep over and she's all about it.
We end up back in my room and I guess are entertained by something on TV for a bit, but it's about three in the morning so we're both getting tired. She rolls over and then I grab her and we start to kiss...? Next thing I know, we're both naked and I'm inside of her. Or at least thats how I remember it. Funny thing is, I had whiskey dick, so I seriously think I lasted for over half hour, and no nutting in sight. Eventually, she either passed out or got bored cause it was taking forever so we stopped and I fell asleep.

I hate falling asleep naked after sex because my dick gets so fucking tiny after sleeping and sex. Put in the fact that my house isn't heated very well and we got a little nub-fairy between my legs. Anyways, I quickly grab some boxers and go to the bathroom and try to recap what the fuck just happened. After putting two and two together, and subtracting three and carrying the one and dividing it all by liquor, I realized I just tried making out with my ex-girlfriends best friend and then ended up having sex with some chick my friend has had a thing for for over a year or so, maybe two.

My head is still hurting from last night... but its about 9:57 PM, so it looks like round two is just about to begin. Cheers mate.