Who we are.

To find out who the Pragmatic Pigeons are, we first must look at what it means to be pragmatic.

Merriam-Webster defines pragmatic as "relating to matters of fact or practical affairs often to the exclusion of intellectual or artistic matters."

Now, you may ask yourself, "What would two pigeons be doing being pragmatic in the first place?"

There in lies your answer; it does not pertain to relative interest who or what the pragmatic pigeons are. But instead, what they represent.

For subjective purposes, we are you. We are your next door neighbor. We are your distant relative.
You know the guys who can pick up any girl? We're them. On crack.

For all intents and purposes, this is an outlet for a few like-minded people to take advantage of this opportunity to put into writing our escapades, antics, tomfoolery, monkeyshines, mischief, capers, adventures and overall shenanigans, for the world to enjoy.

Hi, we're the Pragmatic Pigeons. Nice to meet your acquaintance.